Toepoker wrote:
That sounds like a very reasonable price Bob where can I sign up? And what about your new motivational tape?
Thanks for asking Joe We Have Three super sharp Self help tapes that will make anyone into a role playing God :
Stealing Made Easy, In this hr long tape I take you the ins and outs of Thievery, from picking pocket to slitting throats. Once finished you should be able to cut a purse like nobody's business.
All for the low Price of 59.95......Too Much!!! you say well I told you it was easy......
Healing Fast While Kicking ass, This wonderful installment shows you how to well... heal fast and kick ass
this is sure to make any doubtful Priest into a Sanctified Sycophant that Heals and deals, saves and raze, Delivers and still make evil ones Quiver. Guaranteed to make your Divine Deity Delight in your Devout Duties....
This Will Cost you only a mere Pittance at 29.99
Hack and Slash not just for fighters anymore, this new wave of thinking help makes any class useful in a battle It used to be when spell caster ran out of spells they use to run and hide but Now a days The casters are Hoisting up there robes Pulling out there Daggers and saying NO MORE!!!!! If we are going to die we shall do so with blood our hands and dignity in our souls.....
This too is sold for an anemic 19.99
You may say Moose ..Moose can all this work for me ?
Answer: Grow a pair, Believe in yourself and you will be amazed in what can be accomplished ..... you have the Malevolent ones Guarantee
Coming soon.......
Paladins and Big Hats....What are they good for?