What Happened??!!??

The Serpent wrote:

Cambria wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:I cant be racist

Oh Lord.  Anyone can be racist.

Except me, because I love you

I know you do! And I love you too.

Cambria wrote:

The Serpent wrote:

Cambria wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:I cant be racist

Oh Lord.  Anyone can be racist.

Except me, because I love you

I know you do! And I love you too.  

Get a Room

Are you going to be mean to me now that you know that I am white?

Cambria wrote:Are you going to be mean to me now that you know that I am white?

I haven't been mean to you yet have I ????
You on the other hand........

Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:Are you going to be mean to me now that you know that I am white?

I haven't been mean to you yet have I ????
You on the other hand........  

Whaaaaat??? I am very nice! I am so sweet and nice and kind....

Cambria wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:Are you going to be mean to me now that you know that I am white?

I haven't been mean to you yet have I ????
You on the other hand........  

Whaaaaat???  I am very nice!  I am so sweet and nice and kind....  

Yes The Mother Theresa of the forum ........

Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:Are you going to be mean to me now that you know that I am white?

I haven't been mean to you yet have I ????
You on the other hand........  

Whaaaaat???  I am very nice!  I am so sweet and nice and kind....  

Yes The Mother Theresa of the forum   ........

That made me laugh out loud!

The Serpent wrote:

Cambria wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:Oh, I didn't know that your levels could drain.  That totally sucks.  I wouldn't like that either.

Vampires Wrights Lich All level drain
Ghosts age you ten years
and in Ravenloft these things are abundant
Too many if you ask me

OMG! I had no idea.  That sucks.  It makes sense, though.  I would still give it a try.  I don't know if Joey would treat me very well, though, if he is an asshole DM.

I have it on good authority that his is very much a dick and gives no quarter(unless you're a noob named Dead Meat).  He will test you, which is good, and you will be entertained, which is even better.  He is an Asshole, though.  

I wont deny any of it. I do a lot of dirty shit for the sake of the story. Besides if it was easy you guys would walk in kill everything and walk out with the loot. I want you to be scared. I want you to know that you have better than average chance of loosing all that you have worked for but if you survive to the end I guarantee not only would you have had a lot of fun, a lot of scares, and a lot of special loot. And just in case you don't believe them, yes I am a colossal ass hole as a DM. I do it all for the story.

Toepoker wrote:
I wont deny any of it.  I do a lot of dirty shit for the sake of the story.  Besides if it was easy you guys would walk in kill everything and walk out with the loot.  I want you to be scared.  I want you to know that you have better than average chance of loosing all that you have worked for but if you survive to the end I guarantee not only would you have had a lot of fun, a lot of scares, and a lot of special loot.  And just in case you don't believe them, yes I am a colossal ass hole as a DM.  I do it all for the story.

Sounds good. If you make it too easy it will be no fun for anyone. Some players like to argue the opposite but I agree with you.

The Serpent wrote:

Toepoker wrote:
I wont deny any of it.  I do a lot of dirty shit for the sake of the story.  Besides if it was easy you guys would walk in kill everything and walk out with the loot.  I want you to be scared.  I want you to know that you have better than average chance of loosing all that you have worked for but if you survive to the end I guarantee not only would you have had a lot of fun, a lot of scares, and a lot of special loot.  And just in case you don't believe them, yes I am a colossal ass hole as a DM.  I do it all for the story.

Sounds good.  If you make it too easy it will be no fun for anyone.  Some players like to argue the opposite but I agree with you.

I actually completely agree as well.  I don't want something that is easy.  I want to be scared and nervous and challenged.  I need tricks and treats.  I want to feel my heart race, and also feel like I want to stab the DM in the neck once it is all over.  It just makes things so much more gratifying and fun.

Now, when a GM is being an asshat for no reason: Untenable situations, unnecessarily vague roleplaying encounters, surprise killings of characters with no obvious relevance; then there is a definite problem.

Cambria wrote:

I actually completely agree as well.  I don't want something that is easy.  I want to be scared and nervous and challenged.  I need tricks and treats.  I want to feel my heart race, and also feel like I want to stab the DM in the neck once it is all over.  It just makes things so much more gratifying and fun.

Funny you should say stab in the neck the group was being stupid one game so I in turn was such an ass hole to them one of them thru a sharpened pencil at me which struck me in the shoulder point down. When I pulled the pencil out the tip was missing. Its still in my shoulder.

OMG! That is terrible and hilarious all at the same time.

I thought it was funny also. My Guide book to hell came in Moose care to play?!?

Cambria wrote:OMG! That is terrible and hilarious all at the same time.

Oh, shit. You must play with a bunch of animals! I'm sure Moose tossed the pencil.

Toepoker wrote:I thought it was funny also.  My Guide book to hell came in Moose care to play?!?

Hell, I will do
Ravenloft NO

Toepoker wrote:

Cambria wrote:

I actually completely agree as well.  I don't want something that is easy.  I want to be scared and nervous and challenged.  I need tricks and treats.  I want to feel my heart race, and also feel like I want to stab the DM in the neck once it is all over.  It just makes things so much more gratifying and fun.

Funny you should say stab in the neck the group was being stupid one game so I in turn was such an ass hole to them one of them thru a sharpened pencil at me which struck me in the shoulder point down.  When I pulled the pencil out the tip was missing.  Its still in my shoulder.

He deserves worse........

Moose was a part that group and he is still an animal. As for being a racist He is so far from it except when it comes to dating his sister. Plus he would be the only one to put a burring cross on his own lawn. Besides we like his mom and dad more than we like him. I am waiting for your older and naughty pic Cam.

Toepoker wrote:Moose was a part that group and he is still an animal.  As for being a racist He is so far from it except when it comes to dating his sister. Plus he would be the only one to put a burring cross on his own lawn.  Besides we like his mom and dad more than we like him.  I am waiting for your older and naughty pic Cam.

Here you go....

And as far as being racists...  this is still my theme song:

Cambria wrote:

So I read all of that. So that happened. Learned a lot about Cambria. Now I go back to my lurk shadow

I think I shut this shit down real quick! ha!  Come on, ya bunch of dandys.... Can't you handle a big girl?

HAHAHAHA!

Cambria wrote:I think I shut this shit down real quick! ha!  Come on, ya bunch of dandys.... Can't you handle a big girl?

HAHAHAHA!

Where do you keep your dice?

Under my tits to keep them nice and warm.

Cambria wrote:I think I shut this shit down real quick! ha!  Come on, ya bunch of dandys....

Really how old are you......do ya still go down to the olde soda shoppe for a sarsaparilla....