What Happened??!!??

Toepoker wrote:Dude at that stage I don't even have to hit the snatch, a little spit and I bring two rolls together and drop one.  She won't even know I left a load, I could explain it as easily as I could explain under arm sweat.  

Toepoker wrote:LMFAO!!!  Hey I am just saying Easily explained.  I would come in like a thief in the night.  Plus you posted the picture.  I am just innocently responding.

Cambria wrote:

Toepoker wrote:LMFAO!!!  Hey I am just saying Easily explained.  I would come in like a thief in the night.  Plus you posted the picture.  I am just innocently responding.

It changed my whole opinion of you......

Toepoker wrote:I thought the other word would be too vulgar for your delicate sensibilities.  I don't want Lem to sanction me again.  He took it out on me during our last game with a bolt of lighting.  Some things you just don't want to relive.

Cambria wrote:

Snatch seems derogatory to me.  I prefer pussy.  He can't take it out on me.

What did he take out on you? What happened on the forum that he would punish you for?

Talis of Stormfall wrote:Nessa you kinda wrong...the way i remember the story i was agreeing with you i have always been a practitioner of art of eating fish, snatch, whispering eye, or whatever woman are calling their good parts these days. My point was that i don't like going down on girls whose have vaginas that look like they seen better days...I mean who wants to go down on and see a retarded step child whose parents kept her in the basement staring back at you...I don't know about you but if your shit looks like you have been the guest of honor at a few mandingo parties count me out LOL!!! ... I do remember when we were discussing it we used the code word "Fish" for the sake of not being too vulgar and amicable to the people around us (tony mostly and random who everyone thought was gay at the time before this whole marriage thing...Im going to go off on a tangent but honestly i thought he was gay up until he told me he was getting married and i dead ass asked him whats his name lol. But no bull shit i am happy for the dude so..moving on. ) It was a good discussion and everyone gave their two sense until tony was like i hate fish its got bones and scales and we all looked at him for like 5 mins as he was going on and on...and I am one of those people who likes to get back to the game and since we had spent like 20 minutes on this particular convo i felt it was time to get back to Dragon Slaying so...I told Nintendo kid "WE TALKING ABOUT PUSSY TONI", something i knew he knew nothing about and he turned red stopped talking and we got back into the session...THats how i remember it Nessa...

Talis of Stormfall wrote:Nessa you kinda wrong...the way i remember the story i was agreeing with you i have always been a practitioner of art of eating fish, snatch, whispering eye, or whatever woman are calling their good parts these days. My point was that i don't like going down on girls whose have vaginas that look like they seen better days...I mean who wants to go down on and see a retarded step child whose parents kept her in the basement staring back at you...I don't know about you but if your shit looks like you have been the guest of honor at a few mandingo parties count me out LOL!!! ... I do remember when we were discussing it we used the code word "Fish" for the sake of not being too vulgar and amicable to the people around us (tony mostly and random who everyone thought was gay at the time before this whole marriage thing...Im going to go off on a tangent but honestly i thought he was gay up until he told me he was getting married and i dead ass asked him whats his name lol. But no bull shit i am happy for the dude so..moving on. ) It was a good discussion and everyone gave their two sense until tony was like i hate fish its got bones and scales and we all looked at him for like 5 mins as he was going on and on...and I am one of those people who likes to get back to the game and since we had spent like 20 minutes on this particular convo i felt it was time to get back to Dragon Slaying so...I told Nintendo kid "WE TALKING ABOUT PUSSY TONI", something i knew he knew nothing about and he turned red stopped talking and we got back into the session...THats how i remember it Nessa...

Cambria wrote:

Talis of Stormfall wrote:Nessa you kinda wrong...the way i remember the story i was agreeing with you i have always been a practitioner of art of eating fish, snatch, whispering eye, or whatever woman are calling their good parts these days. My point was that i don't like going down on girls whose have vaginas that look like they seen better days...I mean who wants to go down on and see a retarded step child whose parents kept her in the basement staring back at you...I don't know about you but if your shit looks like you have been the guest of honor at a few mandingo parties count me out LOL!!! ... I do remember when we were discussing it we used the code word "Fish" for the sake of not being too vulgar and amicable to the people around us (tony mostly and random who everyone thought was gay at the time before this whole marriage thing...Im going to go off on a tangent but honestly i thought he was gay up until he told me he was getting married and i dead ass asked him whats his name lol. But no bull shit i am happy for the dude so..moving on. ) It was a good discussion and everyone gave their two sense until tony was like i hate fish its got bones and scales and we all looked at him for like 5 mins as he was going on and on...and I am one of those people who likes to get back to the game and since we had spent like 20 minutes on this particular convo i felt it was time to get back to Dragon Slaying so...I told Nintendo kid "WE TALKING ABOUT PUSSY TONI", something i knew he knew nothing about and he turned red stopped talking and we got back into the session...THats how i remember it Nessa...

I seriously just lost my shit at my desk.  I laughed so hard I snorted, and the girl beside me said "Are you okay over there?"

Dead.

I now remember that part of the conversation.  I forgot all about that shit.  OMG! "WE TALKING ABOUT PUSSY TONI" Freaking hilarious!

There was someone in our group, though, that said that refused to partake at all...  who was it?  We need to solve this mystery.

I agree though...  beat up vagina is the worst to even look at.  Even just typing that made me want to throw up in my mouth a little.  I have the same issue with dick.  I want to see it before i even get emotionally invested... because if it is pointing in a direction that I know my vagina or throat doesn't go... I am not interested.  And we all know I like my men dark.... so if the dick is too light skinned... NOPE!  Ok.  Let me stop.

The laugh I just had made me realize how much I miss you, Shaun.

lancelot chamomile wrote:Oh. Well then. -eats popcorn- (actual popcorn. Not a code word for pussy. Your welcome tony). So just a random question. Was James black. Or am I missing something here

lancelot chamomile wrote:Oh. Well then. -eats popcorn- (actual popcorn. Not a code word for pussy. Your welcome tony). So just a random question. Was James black. Or am I missing something here

lancelot chamomile wrote:Oh. Well then. -eats popcorn- (actual popcorn. Not a code word for pussy. Your welcome tony). So just a random question. Was James black. Or am I missing something here

Cambria wrote:He wasn't. And I can't even go into why I now only date dark skin guys, because it is way too personal. Let's just call it PTSD.

lancelot chamomile wrote:Doesn't matter. Once you go black.... You're gonna need a wheel chair- terry Crews

Cambria wrote:What is funny about that is that it was a white guy that ruined my credit.  

PTSD is the correct term.  One time my sister and I were having a heart to heart, and she asked if I would ever consider dating a white guy again.  I was saying that I can be attracted to a white guy, but can't think about having sex with them.  I started gagging.  Literally dry heaving.  She died laughing and started saying things just to make me dry heave.  This was only about 4 months ago.  I'm traumatized.

The Serpent wrote:Is it wrong that I want to poke fun and say weird things about peg legged pirates and bdsm?  Oh, the fun we could have.