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Malevolent Moose wrote:

Cambria wrote:

Toepoker wrote:The PIC looks hot

 I don't know if it is technical difficulty or ADMIN intervention. HA!

Bwhahahahaha..............Admin Intervention...............Bwhahahaahaha

Yep admin intervention! Also I have been thinking about ways to turn our gaming session into a win for us. When I said that I had a plan I wasn't kidding. I got to plan. Even though I don't know what our next encounter will be I do know that it will involve a fight. And some cursing so I have to figure out who is doing what. Plus I don't want to anger our admin anymore than necessary. I can only take so many full hit dice hits before even I just run from encounters.

Ummm, wow. I didn't realize I was pressuring you guys with the beatings. Do I really need to tone it down? I thought you guys are tough.

That corpse guys is going to be an awesome encounter, I can't wait.

Are you talking about an NPC or one of the guys at the table?

The Serpent wrote:Ummm, wow.  I didn't realize I was pressuring you guys with the beatings.  Do I really need to tone it down?  I thought you guys are tough.

That corpse guys is going to be an awesome encounter, I can't wait.

Next session we aren't even going to be there....we are leaving the tree

Malevolent Moose wrote:

The Serpent wrote:Ummm, wow.  I didn't realize I was pressuring you guys with the beatings.  Do I really need to tone it down?  I thought you guys are tough.

That corpse guys is going to be an awesome encounter, I can't wait.

Next session we aren't even going to be there....we are leaving the tree

Hmmmm, you're going to pass on all of the treasure and adventure, levels and kills?

The Serpent wrote:

Malevolent Moose wrote:

The Serpent wrote:Ummm, wow.  I didn't realize I was pressuring you guys with the beatings.  Do I really need to tone it down?  I thought you guys are tough.

That corpse guys is going to be an awesome encounter, I can't wait.

Next session we aren't even going to be there....we are leaving the tree

Hmmmm, you're going to pass on all of the treasure and adventure, levels and kills?

No We are going to learn what the hammer does get some healing and life potions and then go back and kick the crap out of your bitch ass monsters and loot the Shit out of your punk ass tree

I look forward to it.

No we are robbing the place first then setting fire to the damn tree, then peeing on your damn bosses and monsters to put them out then leaving them locked in the tree so they can burn to death with that damn tree.

No we are leaving first

You guys cry about no treasure and Lem being a miser so I put you guys smack dab in the middle of the largest treasure trove I have ever offered in my 8 years as GM. Don't let fear guide your feet the future is here, take it, it's yours!!!!!

The Serpent wrote:You guys cry about no treasure and Lem being a miser so I put you guys smack dab in the middle of the largest treasure trove I have ever offered in my 8 years as GM.  Don't let fear guide your feet the future is here, take it, it's yours!!!!!

Its okay. We intend to take as much loot as my 18 strength can carry. I will be offering the corpses of your boss up to my deity for a proper spanking.

Toepoker wrote:

The Serpent wrote:You guys cry about no treasure and Lem being a miser so I put you guys smack dab in the middle of the largest treasure trove I have ever offered in my 8 years as GM.  Don't let fear guide your feet the future is here, take it, it's yours!!!!!

Its okay.  We intend to take as much loot as my 18 strength can carry.  I will be offering the corpses of your boss up to my deity for a proper spanking.

haha... spanking.

Spanking? lol, I like that idea.

Then let me bring my work belt you will definitely love a spanking front that monster.

I foresee a great deal of adventure in the near future with Bouldershoulder leading a party of corpses through fantasy worlds where they slay the gods and regain the spark of life. interesting.

The Serpent wrote:I foresee a great deal of adventure in the near future with Bouldershoulder leading a party of corpses through fantasy worlds where they slay the gods and regain the spark of life.  interesting.

Actually that sounds bad ass! When can we start?!?

Toepoker wrote:

The Serpent wrote:I foresee a great deal of adventure in the near future with Bouldershoulder leading a party of corpses through fantasy worlds where they slay the gods and regain the spark of life.  interesting.

Actually that sounds bad ass!  When can we start?!?

You have already taken the first steps. You've released Hel, Mistress of the Underworld and Queen of the Dead. It is only a matter of time before your actions, specifically you Toepoker/Bouldershoulder, will leader to her influence spreading across all of Quinlain and eventually the world. I've seen your future and it is a burning sky and the dead choking the world until there is no breath left.

Now you see this is the bullshit I am talking about! Now!that means that the world will go out in a whimper and ghasp! No! I want it to burn! Like I am doing in water deep! I want to hear the cries of the damnd and I want them to know that the world ends because I so wish it! Rally your living and your dead prepare them to go before!the alter of Bouldershoulder!

Don't forget The World Serpent and Fenrir, you've released them too as well as countless other terrors.  There should be no worries for there are plenty of challenges awaiting the unwary and the cocksure.  Enjoy.

I would just like to take this time to assert that the views and opinions of Toepoker do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Stones of Darkness RP Group, LLC.

The Reality Tailor wrote:I would just like to take this time to assert that the views and opinions of Toepoker do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Stones of Darkness RP Group, LLC.

Hell yeah lol. He may kill us just to prove a point and we would be wasting a whole day rolling up new characters. I just want a good game with a great story. So far I haven't been let down. The gaming system sux, but that is because I am so used to AD&D. The smack talk is cool but a good game and some jokes is what I am looking for. I dont want to walk thru a dungeon or run thru one. I want to experience it so far so good.

Toepoker wrote:The gaming system sux, but that is because I am so used to AD&D.

I think it's good Chado-Kun isn't here anymore.

They would get along swimmingly