I blame the yankeee. Yall always messing with us good country folks. Haha
For real, though.... This shit is ridiculous. I don't care about not being able to drink the water, but not being able to shower sucks. Whore baths just don't make you feel clean.
Everyone seems to have changed their names up a bit so I dont even know who wants to wax and buff my ass... It has been way too long since I had a good spit shine... if you know what I mean. Dudes here are just not my thing. Too light skinned and usually trash. Like I always say, even the black people around here are white trash.
As far as a trip to NYC, I am really hoping to come in the spring. It is just so damn expensive.